1. This is the face of a woman who stole a chicken. Mary Patterson was sentenced to six weeks in jail in 1873 for theft of poultry.

2. At the young age of 14, Henry Miller was charged with the theft of clothing and sentenced to 14 days of hard labor for his crime.

3. Mary Catherine Docherty was sentenced to seven days of hard labor after being convicted of stealing iron. Her three accomplices, Mary Hinnigan, Ellen Woodman, and Rosanna Watson, were given the same punishment.

4. At 12, Henry Leonard Stephenson was convicted of breaking into houses and was sentenced to two months in prison.

5. After stealing a waistcoat, Ann Burns was sentenced to one month imprisonment. She was 18.

6. Seventeen-year-old Catherine Kelly was found guily of stealing bed linen and was sent to prison for three months.

7. Isabella Dodds was sentenced to four months for stealing a gold watch.

8. Isabella Smith was sentenced to six weeks for stealing poultry.

9. Nineteen-year-old David Barron was a cabinetmaker who was convicted and sentenced to six months’ imprisonment for stealing champagne.

10. Michael Clement Fisher was 13 when he and an accomplice were both charged with breaking into houses. They were sentenced to two months in prison.

11. Edward Shevlin stole a coat and was sentenced to six months in prison.

12. Robert Charlton was imprisoned for four months for stealing two pairs of boots.

13. This guy, William Bell, was caught stealing some beef and sent to prison.

14. Twenty-year-old William Badger was sentenced to six months for stealing a watch.

15. William Smith stole money and some scales in 1873 and was ordered to do two months in jail.

16. Robert Hardy was sentenced to four months for stealing ale in 1873.

17. William Brankston was convicted of the theft of four rabbits and was sentenced to carry out one month in jail.

18. Jane Carlisle thieved some bed linen. She served two months.

19. John Grieveson was convicted of the crime theft of pigeons. He was ordered to carry out four months in jail.

20. In 1873, Ezekiel Yates was convicted of stealing tobacco and was ordered to carry out a sentence of six months.

21. John Storey was sentenced to one month for stealing wood.

22. Thirteen-year-old James Scullion was sentenced to 14 days’ hard labor for stealing clothes. After this he was sent to Market Weighton Reformatory School for three years.

23. Fifteen-year-old Margaret Cosh was convicted of stealing a coat. She had no previous convictions and served two months with hard labor.

24. John Park was convicted of stealing a violin. He had no previous convictions and served one month with hard labor.

25. Fifteen-year-old Richard Rimmington was convicted of stealing a pipe from a shop and was expected to serve 14 days with hard labor. He was spared his sentence when his parents agreed to pay costs and the resulting fine.

26. Twelve-year-old Jane Farrell stole two boots and was sentenced to 10 hard days’ labour.

1. Bake low-fat tortilla chips in the oven.

Takes ten minutes and zero skills. Here’s how to do it. Optional: You can make the corn tortillas yourself, too.

2. Skip the not-so-awesome palm oil in Nutella by making your own.

Essentials: Hazelnuts, good milk chocolate, and a food processor you believe in.Recipe here.

3. Bake granola bars with less sugar and no preservatives.

Get the recipe for these crunchy peanut butter bars here.

4. Homemade croutons are way less salty and greasy than the shelf-stable version.

Also less likely to break your molars. Recipe here.

5. Make healthy “refried” beans in a slow cooker.

Get the recipe here.

6. Pre-made lemonade is crazy sweet, but you can customize yours to taste.

And add other awesome things while you’re at it. Get the recipe for this sparkling ginger lemonade.

7. Try baking your own healthy potato chips.

Get the recipe for these smoked paprika chips with onion dip.

8. All you need to make awesome peanut butter is peanuts, salt, and a food processor.

Skip all the hydrogenated oils (which are really bad for you!) and added sugar you get with commercial brands. You can also customize the basic recipe with your favorite kind of nuts and add-ins.

9. Skip the added sugar and price tag of jarred tomato sauce by cooking your own.

Everyone’s favorite tomato sauce in the world takes zero effort and litrally just four ingredients: canned tomatoes, onion, butter, salt.

10. Salad dressing is better (and cheaper) when you make it yourself.

Get the recipe for this citrus vinaigrette.

11. Real whipped cream is so much creamier than the gummy canned stuff.

Required: cream, bowl, whisk, arm (or cream + electric mixer). Add a little sugar and vanilla before you start beating, and make sure you stop just around the soft peaksstage, or the cream can get overwhipped and turn clumpy/weird.

12. Once you make hummus at home, you’ll never buy it again.

You will need a decent food processor if you want it super-smooth, but nobody’s going to mind a few little chunks. Recipe here.

13. All you need to make amazing applesauce is…apples.

It will make you realize that store-bought sauce is basically just supersweet baby food.Recipe here.

14. Bake your own yummier, healthier, easy-to-customize granola.

Seriously, it’s SO EASY. Here’s how.

15. The best pesto is the freshest — i.e. the kind you make yourself.

Or freeze for future joy. Here’s a good basic recipe for classic basil pesto, but go wild experimenting with different nuts, cheeses, and greens (like spinach).

16. Make your own pancake “mix” by measuring multiple batches of dry ingredients ahead of time.

Then you can package the mix in airtight containers and label with the amount of eggs, milk, etc you’ll need to add when you’re ready to make the pancakes. Bisquick can be magical, but it’s no match for the real deal. Here’s a recipe for our favorite basic buttermilk cakes.

17. Fresh homemade guacamole is way better than the shrink-wrapped stuff.

And so easy to make that you have no excuse not to. Avocados, lime, cilantro, and plenty of salt are the only ingredients required; add tomatoes, garlic, and chiles if you feel fancy. Recipe here.

18. DIY breadcrumbs are a delicious way to upcycle old, stale bread.

There are lots of ways to make them; you can use a food processor or a regular old box grater. Or get extra clever and crumbify stale bread with the grater attachment ON your food processor.

19. Impress your friends and your mouth by making fresh salsa.

Although this is only worth doing in the summer when you can get good tomatoes.Recipe here.

20. Mayo in a jar is problematic, but homemade stuff is a totally different story.

You can customize this basic recipe for mayonnaise whichever way feels right (shown here with sriracha, because yum).

21. Once you learn to make stock, it will become your secret kitchen weapon.

The stock you use can be seriously make-or-break for a ton of sauces, casseroles, soups, and other recipes. Investing a little time to make your own (and freeze extra for later) will pay you back and then some.

Click here for instructions on how to make a good turkey (or chicken) stock or try this recipe for a basic vegetable stock.

22. Soak vanilla beans in booze to make your own vanilla extract.

Just dump ‘em in and walk away for a month. The extract makes a great gift, too.Instructions here.

23. Nuts + dried fruit + dates = easy homemade power bars.

Instructions here.

24. Making yogurt at home just takes milk, a thermometer, and a little patience.

It’s also super-satisfying because yogurt cultures = amazing science magic. Get the recipe.

25. Why make ketchup? Why NOT?

Recipe here.

26. Homemade pop-tarts are chemical-free and infinitely customizable.

Do you dream of a world where banana cream pop-tarts exist? MAKE IT REAL. Recipe here.

27. Make your own steak sauce and feel like a boss.

Smoky grilled onions and garlic are the secret ingredients in this recipe.

28. Delightfully fluffy, non-chemically ‘mallows just take a few ingredients to make.

Recipe here.

29. Home-baked goldfish crackers are possibly even more adorable than the originals.

The trick is making an adorable little cracker cutter out of a soda can. Here’s how.

30. The verdict is still out, but an endless supply of DIY sriracha MIGHT be the secret to eternal life.

Recipe here.

1. You enjoy the finer things in life

2. You’re a little behind on the times

3. You’re really good at making friends

4. You hate sharing food

5. You’ll do anything to get out of certain situations

6. You might be a little lonely, but at least you’re logical

7. Your philosophy is simple

8. Your relationship with the word “lovers” is semi-unconventional

9. You’re in top physical condition

10. You don’t know how to deal with other people’s emotions

11. You don’t know how to deal with your own emotions

12. You’re honest

13. Maybe a little too honest

14. You’re frightened by teenagers

15. You embrace your weirdness

16. You’re easily offended

17. You like your own jokes just a little too much

18. You really want to fit in

19. You have your priorities straight

20. You reward yourself for completing simple tasks

21. You’re sexy, and you know it

22. You have your whole life planned out

23. You really love junkfood

24. You don’t have the best luck with relationships

25. You’re practical

26. You’re spontaneous

27. You’re a daredevil

28. You really want people to like you

29. And you’re willing to try new things

1. The first question you have before going out is: “Do they serve food…?”

2. Staying out “late” means you’re leaving by midnight. And if your friends try to stop you, you will hurt them.

3. You get irrationally angry at nonsensical bar names.

4. It’s way too fucking loud to have a conversation, and that pisses you off.

5. You’ve never heard any of the songs playing, and you secretly think they suck.

6. The idea of standing the whole night makes you want to blow your brains out.

7. Coasters are used at all times.

8. This is you after one drink.

9. You react violently when someone tries to hit on you, because you don’t put up with that bullshit anymore.

10. When your friend asks if you want to coordinate outfits, this is what you imagine would be fun.

11. When someone buys a shot, it takes all your strength not to laugh in their face.

12. When people pose for Instagram pics, you’re totally not having it.

13. This is how you politely dance.

14. And you tend to get annoyed when drunk people dance on the bar.

15. This is how you hit on people.

16. And you brought your baby to the bar.

Go home, drunk dad, you’re drunk.

1. J. Edgar Hoover

Portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio in J. Edgar.

2. Janet Leigh

Portrayed by Scarlett Johansson in Hitchcock.

3. Queen Elizabeth II

Portrayed by Helen Mirren in The Queen.

4. Steve Jobs

Portrayed by Ashton Kutcher in Jobs.

5. Linda Lovelace

Portrayed by Amanda Seyfried in Lovelace.

6. Johnny Cash

Portrayed by Joaquin Phoenix in Walk the Line.

7. June Carter Cash

Portrayed by Reese Witherspoon in Walk the Line.

8. Mahatma Gandhi

Portrayed by Ben Kingsley in Gandhi.

9. Alfred Hitchcock

Portrayed by Anthony Hopkins in Hitchcock.

10. Joan Jett

Portrayed by Kristen Stewart in The Runaways.

11. John Lennon

Portrayed by Aaron Taylor-Johnson in Nowhere Boy.

12. Abraham Lincoln

Portrayed by Daniel Day Lewis in Lincoln.

13. Elizabeth Taylor

“Portrayed” by Lindsay Lohan in Liz and Dick.